She was kind to me all morning, but suddenly she said, I must go shopping. I'll take you to my sister. You will like her.
I didn't like her. I had half a second to see that she was big and ugly. I don't like to judge people that fast, but it did not help me. A hand grabbed me, pulled me inside and pushed me onto the floor. She sat on my head.
I did not object, I couldn't move, there was nothing I could do, it was not too uncomfortable. She grunted.
She grunted a lot. Was she unhappy? More grunts. Various grunts. Puzzling!
She picked up her phone, she grunted a lot. I could hear grunts from someone else. Lots of grunts. Quite grunty!
She slammed the phone down and grabbed my left foot. What now? She removed my shoe and sock. Grunts. She removed my shoe and sock. Two bare feet. More grunts.
She counted my toes – five quite different grunts. Then the toes on the other foot – the same five grunts. Then the gaps – four grunts.
She picked up her phone again, she grunted a lot. I could hear grunts from someone else. Lots of grunts. Really grunty!
She slammed the phone down and grabbed my left foot. What now? She stuck my foot in her mouth. I'm sure this looked stupid. Everybody looks stupid with a foot in their mouth – their foot or my foot.
She sucked my big toe – she chewed it. This was it. She was happy. She grunted.