Time for a rant about funny clothes. Why do people wear funny clothes? Do you know why? Do they know why? Perhaps not.
When I say funny, do I mean funny ha ha or funny peculiar? Both!
We have all worn funny clothes at some time, at a fancy dress party, on the stage, at a kid's party, but just for fun. There are some people who always wear funny clothes and they don't know why. Probably they have never thought about it. Let's ask:
I wear funny clothes because it makes other people laugh.
Nothing wrong with that, many people make a living by entertaining others.
I wear funny clothes because they protect me physically.
Nothing wrong with that, as long as you need protection.
I wear funny clothes because I am funny in the head.
This is sad.
I wear funny clothes because it is my badge of office.
Why don't you just wear a badge?
I wear funny clothes because it gives me authority.
Why don't you just wear a badge?
I wear funny clothes because it gives me respect.
You cannot buy respect, it has to be earned. Can you buy respect in a supermarket?
I wear funny clothes because it is tradition.
What tradition? Did people really wear those clothes (say) one hundred years ago? And have people always worn such clothes up to the present time? Or is it a “new tradition”?
I wear funny clothes because all my friends/colleagues/mates do.
Why don't you buy yourself a coffin? Your life is a waste of time.
I wear funny clothes because it makes me special.
Oh yeah! Really? I am so impressed, so underwhelmed.
I have not named anyone who wears funny clothes; I have just suggested reasons why people wear funny clothes. You can think of more reasons.
I want to ask those people who wear funny clothes, why? Why do you wear funny clothes? And please think about that and try to reach the right answer or answers. Are you happy with your answers?
I want to ask everybody, why? Why do people wear funny clothes? And please think about that and try to reach the right answers. Are you happy with your answers?