“Watch this!”
“We’re in the market square of the very pleasant seaside town of Treedle-on-Sea. There are plenty of people here – the square is at the end of the street for the locals (shoppers) and at the end of the street for holiday makers. Buy your bucket and spade here!”
“There is a group of young men handing out leaflets and playing music on a guitar and keyboard. One of them starts to speak. Heavy stuff. Heavy misogyny. He wants to kill all the women who say no. He is not very nice.”
“Watch this!”
There are two young women standing and watching the young men. They are both small. One is very pretty and named Petal, the other is very ugly and named Sperrmull. The two of them move quickly and punch the speaker senseless and quickly leave the square.
“Hello, I'm Jim Simes from WesPro, your favourite TV station. I recorded the scene that you have just seen earlier in the day in the market square of the very pleasant seaside town of Treedle-on-Sea. However there are two violent groups in Treedle – a big cause of concern.”
The boy group is named the Breaker Boys and appear to be very violent. They are certainly not nice to women, especially those women who say no to their sexual advances. Certainly no woman that I have met shows any interest in them – they are not handsome, somewhat ugly and well below 100 in IQ. The leader of the Breaker Boys is the Head Boy.
The girl group lives on the headland and do not appear to be violent at all. They are nice to everybody. But they can be very violent, particularly a small number of them, when the Breaker Boys are violent. And the Breaker Boys always have to bite the dust. The leaders of the headland girls are Matron and Shining Light.
There are two other groups that should be reducing the violence, but are in fact useless. The police are, as I said, useless. The social workers, also known as socwoks, are supposed to help the poor and the helpless and the needy. The socwoks have tried for years to put Matron in prison for running an illegal home for distressed women. With little success.
“Hello, I'm Jim Simes from WesPro, your favourite TV station. I’m on the headland, about three kilometres north of Treedle, to meet the headland girls.
There are two very big houses here in the woods behind the lighthouse. This is a bit odd, because last week I was here and there was only one house here then. I’ve been told that the other house (I assume that is the second house) likes to move about and has just come back from a world tour.
Suddenly a group of Breaker Boys runs towards the houses. A very large girl named Beatrice and a small silver-coloured girl named Neon run out of the other house and slaughter half of the Breaker Boys. The other half of the Breaker Boys run away.
The Breaker Boys are never ever going to win.
This Jim Simes from WesPro, your favourite TV station returning you to the studio.