Ministry of Fun

Hello, everyone! I'm the Minister of Fun. I was talking to the Prime Minister last week about all the troubles in this land, all the troubles outside this land and the general unhappiness. He said, what was I going to do about it.

As you know I was Minister of the Interior. It was easy. I renamed the Ministry of the Interior to Administration Unit for Interior Affairs (ARGH for short); all the civil servants were happy. I founded the Ministry of Fun and Happiness, I am the Minister of Fun, and tonight is our first TV program named of course: the Ministry of Fun.

Hello Eloise, we're going to sing a duet together Don't Go Breaking My Heart

A seventy-year-old man does backflips in Doncaster.

Judy Garland sings and dances Get Happy

And now a film from the Ministry of Health Coughs And Sneezes

9gals! rehearse I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside on the seafront at Robin Hood's Bay.

A seven-year-old girl recites The Owl and the Pussy-cat

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

Clogs from Amsterdam – the Clog Dance from the comic opera Zar und Zimmermann from Albert Lortzing (1837).

And now for O Ye Cannae Shove Yer Grannie Aff A Bus

That's all for tonight, you fun and happiness people. But remember tomorrow:

same fun channel same fun time same fun program, but different

Till then I'm your Minister of Fun.
A large garden gnome walks up to the minister and pours a bucket of water over him.

Half an hour of happiness.