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If your parents had no children the chances are that you won't either.

Your dad was a puppet.

90% of the Canadian population live within a distance of the Mexican border.

Try swimming in a bucket.

Take a bus ride to the depot!

Before leaving the house for a few days remember to turn everything off, especially the refrigerator and the freezer.

If you share an apartment with others remember to leave a pan of slowly boiling Brussels sprouts in the kitchen before you leave for a few days (or years).

DO IT WRONG!