do to him

Be kind to the man!

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Copyright © 2008, Michael M Wayman

Don't laugh at him if he behaves like a child. Most men don't know that they behave as children or are children.

Don't exploit him (too much) if he behaves like a child. Most men don't know that they behave as children or are children.

If he realises that he is still a child make him happy. This is easier for both of you.

If he realises that he is still a child let him exploit that fact. This is easier for both of you.

If he doesn't talk about sport and cars you may have found yourself a man.

If he doesn't talk about cars and sport you may have found yourself a man.

If he wonders why other men behave as children you may have found yourself a man.

If he wonders why other men behave as children you will have to look after him very carefully. He could be very lonely.

If he has been very good to you reward him with a big yellow ribbon tied in a bow around his wedding equipment.

Surprise him! Tell him that you like him, even if you love him.

After washing your back let him wash your breasts.

If he wants to go to a football match on your special day and you want to go to a great restaurant do not give him a choice. You choose and then tell him what to do.

Let him adjust your stocking seams with his teeth, even if they are straight.

If you don't want to barbecue don't tell him that barbecued meat is unhealthy or that the weather is too cold or that the smoke will annoy the neighbours. Tell him the truth – you hate barbecues.

If he spends all and every weekend playing golf or on the boat or playing football – leave him!

If he offers to fix or mend something, do not tell him to be very careful with it or any part of it; because he will hear not “Be careful with X!” he will understand the message “You are incompetent!”

If he offers to fix or mend something and he has screwed up many time before, do not tell him to be very careful with it or any part of it; just take it away from him and hug him.

Give him time for himself.

Hug him!



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