the butcher, the baker and the candlestick maker

Don't go to sea in a car.

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Copyright © 2008, Michael M Wayman

There's a nice green verge outside my house, trouble is, sometimes people park on it.

I went outside to stick a large notice on the middle of the windscreen with lots of glue, when I noticed that the keys were still in the car and the door was not locked.

I was driving through the countryside having a good time and heard funny noises from the back of the car. Why was a policeman lying on the back seat?

I stopped the car. The policeman just looked at me. He didn't say much as he was bound and gagged. In the back of the car were a fireman and a nurse.

I asked myself, which fairy story am I in now? It wasn't Snow White.

I drove back into town and parked outside the police station.