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Brass
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Brasslans is an odd village.
A bitch of a girl.
And Betty the buzz
and the Carnival Sequence
and don't forget
Mrs Tinge
and
Nottingham.
Is it strange to ask
Who am I?
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Bulge
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All about bulges
and the cat
and quaint stories.
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Dotdismal
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The girl in white
and dotty stories
and vertex stories
and the Sandhurst sequence
and Amy stories
and don't forget 9gals!
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ebook
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In 2012 I started my ebook project. When I started to write I wanted to write stories with humour, but many of my stories turned themselves into love stories. An ebook of love stories – why not?
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Frau Alpert
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Frau Alpert and
Betty and
Jack and
Bob and
Lampshade and
Steffie are waiting for you
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Headland
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The
House on the Headland
is a long story in small parts,
fly ash
is the first of several idiotic stories.
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Jennffer
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Jennffer
goes to school for the first time,
red wash
is a crime story
and of course the
ODD stories
and don't forget
granny
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Men
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Colin and his life,
Cuthbert and his harem,
the Curate and his Primrose,
Toby and Julie and
the story of Fay and don't forget
Mrs Happy and
Miss Davis and Miss Jones
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OTTer
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Otter stories are OTTer than others,
b stories
and D&C stories
and clone
and power
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PAIN
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PAIN of the second sort lasts longer, maybe years or decades
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Partly German
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Another collection of short and very short stories
and sister stories
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Shorts
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A collection of short and very short stories,
a good read
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Torkle
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You don't know about the half per cent; they use Torkle machines.
And you don't know what a Torkle machine is.
Beware of the half per cent!
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Treacle
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Nurse stories,
children's stories written for adults,
sweet little 13,
but without much
treacle,
but with much bottom
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Deutlich Deutsch
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Hier sind alle die deutschen Geschichten
gelistet 
die anderen Geschichten
und die Schmerzgeschichten
und die Rübensirupgeschichten
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About
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About me and
about you and
privacy and
excerpts
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Bucknell
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Dedicated to Barry Bucknell,
DIY,
making things,
inventions,
being creative
and
how to
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Contact
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Contact me and see the comments in and around the Story Kettle
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Links
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My favourite links to humour and stuff, more at
links 1 and
links 2 and
links 3 and
links 4 and
links 5 and
links 6 and
top ten links and
selected links and
top ten links
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Notes
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Notes about style, websites,
this website,
techniques, tirades, rants...
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Offcuts
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Bits and pieces, miscellaneous,
odds and ends, jumble, all sorts,
scraps, this and that, odds and sods,
left overs, sundries, other bits,
bits and bobs, titbits, snippets,
excerpts
and words
and pictures
and tips
and index of offcuts
and recipes 
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Pictures
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Unordinary pictures –
picture gallery 1
and 2
and 3
and 4
and 5
and 6
and 7
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Worse
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Worse and worse – stories and verse – the hard stuff
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