All politicians have a black burned-to-a-cinder heart.

StoryKettle » D&C » vote

Copyright © 2015, Michael M Wayman

“You know what next Tuesday is, don't you Cheby?”

“Yep, it's the General Election and everybody's gotta vote.”

“But not everybody does, just one in every two people.”

“So Debbie, let's say it together:”


“Yeah, but who are we going to vote for?”

“Cheby, we're not old enough yet to vote; but when the time comes, WE'LL VOTE!”

“Hey Mom, who should everybody vote for?”

“That should be easy, someone who is honest, wants to do the right thing and is as pure at heart as you two girls.”

“Sounds easy to me, Mom.”

“Unfortunately Debbie, no. All politicians are required to be dishonest, to do whatever the guy with the most money wants and above all, to have a black burned-to-a-cinder heart.”

“To tell you the truth, Debbie and Cheby, I always vote for None Of The Above.”

“Cheby, who is Nunnettabov?”

“I dunno either, Debbie.”