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Offcuts from the Story Kettleupdated on 2012-01-31 |
bits and pieces, miscellaneous,
odds and ends, jumble, all sorts,
scraps, this and that, odds and sods,
left overs, sundries, other bits,
bits and bobs, titbits, snippets,
excerpts,
words,
pictures,
tips,
recipes
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Krims krams, Vermischtes,
Rezepte, Diverses, Sonstiges, Verschiedenes, Reststücke, Ramsch, Allerlei, Kontakt Deutlich Deutsch 
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Was Jupiter zusteht,
steht dem Ochsen noch lange nicht zu.
She was the Snopake Queen,
not the Tipp-Ex Princess.
Sims' position is good for access.
Come to Scar City!
Zwei Seelen wohnen, ach in meiner Brust.
Also Ox Bile & Ovine BIle
I was sitting on a bench one evening drinking a beer when she came. She was waving her arms in the air and shouting. She stank of gin. She kicked me.
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The freezing point of mercury is −38.83 °C and the boiling point 356.73 °C.
Die Stadt selbst ist schön, und gefällt einem am besten, wenn man sie mit dem Rücken ansieht.
I ain't stupid, you ain't stupid and Roger is certainly not stupid. Roger knew that you can't eat toasted golf balls and that cooked balls on the golf course are a no-no.
But it was the open day for the local home for wasted children; and The Nice Young Lady had persuaded Roger to do something for the children.
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Eine glückliche Ehe ist eine Ehe, in der die Frau ein bisschen blind und der Mann ein bisschen taub ist.
Smitherine of Rabbit in a Red Wine Sauce
But my children have no tail lights.
I went in. It was just like the sweetshop I went to as a kid. It was full of kids. There were sweets in big glass jars. It was rather old-fashioned. A nice old lady behind the counter served me. I asked for two ounces of pineapple cubes just I had done years ago.
Oh, no! We don't have those. But we've got these, they're very nice. Do you want to try one?
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I cannot remember the last time I had a stained glass sandwich.
Bis Bustiere beißen.
Now is the time to tell all your friends, all the people you know and
of course all your enemies about StoryKettle.com your favourite story website.
Und wenn nötig auch mit einem Spiralbohrer.
I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Sometimes I love you.
Sometimes I hate you.
Sometimes...
I was young and silly, very silly. I had done something silly. I did not know what to do.
My mother noticed that I was standing around and being silly. I had to tell her. She said that I had been very silly, but she had an idea – she picked up the phone. Visit her doctor at the end of the day.
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It's all old stuff below this point. See offcuts 2011
„Ongar!“ war das erste Wort das sie sprach.
Ich musste ihr die Wahrheit sagen,
„Ongar
war an der Central Line.“
There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body.
Smearing your breasts with cream cheese will not make you pregnant,
even if you are a man.
After invading Australia Adolf Hitler paid a visit to Ayers Rock and said that he would like a Vegemite sandwich before attacking New Zealand.
Selected links are news links and story links and recipe links and project links and software links and web design links and top ten links.
Schoolgirl stories are Jennffer and Doreen and Chardonnay.
Men stories are Colin, Cuthbert, Toby and b.
Our planet is tilted.
klebrige Rübensirupgeschichten
Do you want to print this?
Herb and Spice Chart 
Do you want to print this?
BIRTHDAY CALENDAR
You must not touch the Story Kettle with your bare fingers. Discard it. Take a freshly packed Story Kettle and open the package taking care not to touch the Story Kettle. Extract the Story Kettle with a clean pair of pointed pliers that have been dipped in alcohol, turpentine or isopropanol (not distilled water) and carefully place the Story Kettle in the supplied socket. Repeat the process until: The Story Kettle shines with a clear ray of blue light!
Erst Hildesheimer, dann Mannheimer und dann Alzheimer.
Klick auf den Kessel für Home!
offcuts 2011 and contact 2011 and contact 2008
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