A Good Read from the Story Kettle

Here are all the longer multi-part stories


Frau Alpert A band of people on the border between happiness and madness. Frau Alpert, Betty, Jack, Bob, Lampshade and Steffie are waiting for you.
Amy Amy is studying "Stupidity in the Early Twenty-first Century". Jimmie is a bit stupid, but Amy likes him anyway.
b I know you, b. You have spent your whole life fixing women's problems. It's true isn't it? You meet a woman, enter her life for a few minutes or years, solve her big problem, and then you leave her.
Betty Betty was very small, she looked like her sister, but she was extremely small. She wore clothes that were a mix of an American cheerleader, a German Funkenmariechen and the Sugar Plum Fairy. She also never spoke.
bitch She's a bitch of a girl. She's very pretty, she has a wonderfully handsome boyfriend; but next week she will have a new one, just as good. She's a bitch of a girl.
Brasslans Brasslans is a village. Or is it a small town? It's a bit odd. And who knocks on the front door every cold first of January?
clone Can you imagine? One year in jail for every clone I make. And the archbishops were claiming that I murdered my clones. I haven't killed anybody. Clones are temporary, they don't die, they just disappear.
Colin Colin's life as boy, young man, man and old man. And the women in Colin's life.
Cuthbert Every man needs a hobby. Cuthbert decided to start a harem, a collection of women between sixteen and sixty and Mrs Happy.
the Curate I'm very new and very young; I'm the Curate; here for a couple of years and very much the junior priest. I'm engaged to Primrose who teaches music in a local school.
D&C Doreen said, you are staring at me again. You are staring at me with your crazy eyes. You are crazy, Chardonnay! What crazy thing do you want now?
the girl in white She's a very naughty girl. She was found in a carrycot named after her; Tomi is a popular brand in some other country. She's into disappearing and reappearing. She is the girl in white.
granny granny is not my grandmother. I close my eyes and pretend that she is my grandmother. She closes her eyes and pretends that I'm a little boy named Johnnie. It's great fun.
Jennffer Jennffer, pronounced YEN-FER, goes to school for the first time.
Hello! My name is Jennffer. I've got a story to tell you. My life was fine – I was really enjoying things. And then it happened.
Nurse The Nurse likes to examine people, she wants to examine you. She poked me all over, all over again, but this time with special medical equipment. She said that it was special medical equipment. She had so much special medical equipment. She had to try everything. She said so.
power Last time was, like usual, a monster at the door. I don't like monsters but this one wasn't too bad. It would just eat the furniture and be a big trouble. But I had to get rid of it, because I have the power.
Red Wash An eleven-part crime story with a difference, dedicated to Ralph.
I book into a hotel. I am sitting on the end of a big double bed in my underwear watching a big TV. I am lonely. I am a murderer.
Sandhurst sequence The greenies have taken over the island, there are not many humans left. Jim Power has been sent to contact a group of survivors, if he can find any. He has a companion, a satellite telephone, some lead-barium pellets, a gun and something very special.
sweet little 13 The sweet little thirteen stories are about me. I'm quite happy with what I am. And it does not trouble me that people think that I am sweet thirteen. I wear clothes like I was sweet thirteen – it causes less trouble. I am going to make you happy, very happy indeed.
Mrs Tinge With a name like Fiona Ismeralda Tinge what else could she do; she knew the perfect fit for underwear, she could feel it, she always did. She knew two truths about herself, that she was an expert in underwear and that she was...
treacle The treacle content of these stories is rather low. I am often asked what I do for a living. I have once or twice made the mistake of telling people that I make money by helping people. I now say: I am a collector of treacle.
Toby and Julie Toby can't read or write, but there is something special about him. Julie can read and write and is very special.
Who am I? Who am I?   is a good question to ask as you don't know, especially when every day is different, when every day you are in a different place, when every day there are different people, a new time, a new language and you have a new body. You have to ask yourself   Who am I?
   
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