It's all your fault, I wouldn't exist if only you had not wanted me to exist.
And another thing: I'm not small, no, you and all the others like you are too big, way too big; why are you all up there just under the ceiling. I mean, you are over large, couldn't you cut something off and be like me?
It goes on and on, like a long list. What's wrong with being gnarled and gnawed? I've got character and it shows. You're too much of a coward to be gnarled and gnawed.
I've got no patience with people like you. All I can say is this.
Hack off your legs and hit yourself hard all over with a sledgehammer until you look perfect, like me.