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Copyright © 2009, Michael M Wayman

I worked at the Laboratory for Disgusting Practices, it wasn't hard, you didn't need any qualifications. I worked mostly with Cindy. First we did a whole lot of measurements. I rolled a ten-sided dice and she rolled it too to get a number. We looked it up in the book of one hundred practices and we did it. Then we did all the measurements again. Simple really! We did the number 41 very often, it was disgusting, but I liked it and I think Cindy too. When we did number 93, the police came, the Laboratory for Disgusting Practices was closed down and will be investigated.