Useless Facts

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Copyright © 2007, Michael M Wayman

95% of Canadians live within a ten minute drive of the Mexican border.

The main design criterion for a teacup is making it too big to swallow by mistake.

If you try to eat a cow in a field, she will wander off before you have finished eating her.

If you dig a trench between your house and the nearest supermarket, one meter deep and one meter wide, the supermarket will deliver fresh bread rolls for your breakfast every morning.

Your head has got holes in it.

If you cut off all your hair and place each hair end to end you will be bald.

If you sit on a shelf all day your legs will dangle.