how not to PC 3

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I've got that keyboard depression!

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An American is an expert in XYZ when he can spell XYZ.
An American is a super expert in XYZ when he can spell XYZ correctly.

For a picture quick and obscene,
sit on the photo-copy machine!

Given half a chance your computer would hate you.