Cuthbert and the picnic – third try

Snap my fingers!

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Copyright © 2008, Michael M Wayman

I do like a picnic and so do the girls. We drive to some nice spot, very often to High Cliff. We eat and drink and sing and dance and look at the view. Sometimes we just look at the view.

We were just about to leave, we had had a lovely afternoon on High Cliff, when two young girls with backpacks came over the edge of the hill towards us. One of them said, in an accent from the other side of the planet. Oh look! One man and twenty girls! One man and his harem!

I can and did ignore this, but the other one said that no one has a harem any more. This I could not ignore.

If this is my harem, I said, then I could point at a girl, snap my fingers, and four girls would pick her up and bring her to me. And then I would do something absolutely disgraceful with her. What do you think?

They just laughed.

I pointed at Honey-Bunch and snapped my fingers, four of the girls stood up, grabbed Honey-Bunch and brought her to me. And I did something disgraceful to Honey-Bunch. I took her left leg and undressed her left foot, yes, I took off her shoe and even worse, I kissed her big toe.

The two girls just stared. But I had not finished, I sucked the big toe and told the two girls that they were welcome to have some food and drink with us. Wilma gave them chairs and lots to eat and drink. But I had not finished, Honey-Bunch has five toes on that foot, and then, there was no stopping me, I started on the other foot.

I knew that Honey-Bunch found it very funny, but she managed to look as if she was in pain. Mrs G was hysterical, but couldn't laugh because Angela had stuck her hand in Mrs G's mouth.

I kept playing, I had fun with Honey-Bunch's toes for nearly twenty minutes. The two young girls didn't eat or drink much, they just stared at Honey-Bunch and me.

It's time to go, I said, and pointed at our bus. I pointed at the two young girls and said, and you are both coming with us. They came with us.

I do like a picnic and so do the girls. We drive to some nice spot, very often to High Cliff. We eat and drink and sing and dance and look at the view. Sometimes we just look at the view.