List of Stories

from the Story Kettle


This is a long list of stories from the Story Kettle in no particular order, that I use for suggestions on the home page. Some of the titles have been shortened or changed. Some very short stories and non-fiction pages have been omitted. See also collections and German stories.

Boff
hold on tight
Aunty
fit Jennffer
Frau Alpert
1 5 6.
evil
Swin&Swout
elephant guns it
Liechtenstein
bath trap
the black kettle
brick
collecting
worthless heroes
Emma
Fay
standardised
tea leaf
gift voucher
transplant
small animal
burnt pizza
gnarled gnome
bonk
red wash
in boxes
adolescence
NO-words
funny clothes
Sargnagel
ravioli has it
sweetshop
blue ribbon
affair
frozen peas
Bob's Holiday
200 clones
the trap
kicked
heroes
ring
Betty
fumble
tin cup
reporter
had
Primrose
Tracy
Mistakes
Bitch!
old girl
tin can of delight
the Bishop
Xmasboy
onion
five up
necklace tree
evil
parade
about you
bad time
not Bob
Open Day
treacle
Nurse
cats
fairly story
socks behind
bottom
hire a choir
Torkle
Scharnhorst
my hobby
2nd chance
old country
Toby
knickers
Bletchley Park
dealer
Mrs Happy
hangerloo
D&C
postcards
hunk
about
pole
bike
uplifting
boys inside
gone
blue tits
ugly plant
naïve
odd wrong
granny
34th August
bridge
sandwich song
toasted golf balls
sheesgon
other life
B
power
five
Jack
lost satellite
you little
Enda
nurse
Tinge
52nd
dross
return
goodbye
madness
hobby
tips
sardines
treacle daze
DIY
aid to hearing
Brown Jug
tin can
random
picnic
maid's story
slave
Julie
no squares
lab
not to PC 4
big
B
mauve
Miss Cavendish
Clone me!
office life
old lady
communication zero
Gut City Blues
Katie
Office Bore
doctors and nurses
can't read
solo tone
bit of street
Fluffy Tail
treacle nights
Betty the buzz
Mrs Tinge
no home
lamb
Mrs Happy looks back
power science
gnarled gnome
kitchen things
3rd try
zone
Betty's Tale
elephant
Kandy
Curate's Christmas
wrong ideas
Xmas
tomorrow is
in sync
B alone
start again!
two things left
train ride
Sugar-Pie
flash and scream
Toby and the car
Ethel
treacle knights
bottom it
Friday's Child
buzzing Betty
fit Large
new home
witch
Jennffer comforts
only one crown
no pyjamas
night out
Horse's Tale
lovelies
handle
happy end
gnarled gnome
the truth
treatment
first time
all to get her
perhaps and maybe
funfair
Shorts
tug
old dear
can't write
source of the Nile
treakled
bottom free
toddler's tale
chauffeur
start it, finish it
new hotel
robot
long clone
power royal
chocky pud
get lost
Joe's Tale
porcelain
icons
PC won't boot
Brenda
Silchester
new old
bagain
love nest
a piece missing
he she I
station of death
nice girl
honey
on the job
dead man
black corner
fit Little
too
thunk
Clone Me Later!
two violent
Hank
Stefanie's Tale
at night
granny 3
long and short
three parents
Curate's egg
start
no Brenda
b counts
wanted
you little big
can't read or write
inside
nurse it
shouldn't have done
dead man
army no buzz
fit Mrs Pearson
the inspector calls
snatches
farmer's daughter
power paid
cuffie
Jalaika
Bobtail
wrestling
not funny
tread the boards
wrong sort
BBC
the sister
outside
treakled again
golden duck
the chauffeur
Mind Police
no hotel
do something!
not snow
mad doctor
hockey
underware
Mr Brown
big one
you little hit
in shorts
nurse goes shopping
found it
all hands on deck
fit Miss Scunthorpe
not Nottingham
storm
cat rustler
madness
Jennffer wanted
whom nor
Miss Sedgwick
hotel of lights
you little party
Toby and the dog
nurse it better
dog
socwok
fit Mrs Happy
Fay
fire queen
madness
not alone
Keyboards at Xmas
hate
first
you little stupid
Toby and HR
nurse sees
not no one
by day and night
power politics
useless
here
who we are
Mannfred
GN-words
D&C and Peter
all change
you little bag
Julie and the job
nurse me
Broken Hearts
fit Miss Tee Vee
daisies
tax break
back then
Stefanie makes good
alteration
Hubby and Wifey
D&C go live
you
you little scrumbag
nurse finds it
Julie and no job
Betty speaks
Mrs Tinge gets it
muddled
power farm
dogjen
Jennifer has it
just not
Bob
secret palace
knick-knocks
red hippo
no boys
Big Tone's dream
she's beautiful
Julie in shorts
nurse and MNS
Betty's list
Dear John letter
DIY
still violent
walking out of
big catch
KN-words
Doreen's rant
hotel
you little p
Julie tonight
bottoms up
float number nine
dogs
PC 1
kitchen things
Angela unhappy
lost one
horse
lampshade
Schokky
MARPAS
Julie and the freedom
nurse and fame
pork pie
sweet little 13
gang of four
dolt
urge
red, red wein
bath trap
words
worthless heroes
Xmas tips
Angela happy
rescue
the matrix
darkness
orange
loose bullets
English
PC 3
Olympics
Stalbridge
crazy kettle
Mrs Happy thinks
Sir John Uffetton
tuppence
the end
hole
cheers
eurant
express train
return
angst
attack
bits
can do
two
what did I say?
toasted golf balls
bites back
tears
Sugar-Pie
three old ladies
doors
€uro 2
PC 4
prettiest
resolute
50s
52nd
guilt
Truth At Ten
eight
speak out
gym
fiver
Gas Masks
on the rise
rubber face
scrapbook
soap and candles
big toes
€uro 3
I haven't killed anybody
my white bicycle
Jennffer strange
unsaid
four ruffles
GN-words
loser
gnarled gnome
Jennffer drawn
Susan
hanging rope
The Book
treasure one
teeth
living mausoleum
Jennffer to see me?
rescue
all night long
handbrake
hangerloo
installing
again
candle dance
picture
Come outside!
journey
D-words
got a problem?
new head girl
happiness module
nothing
PC 5
three zombies
sockman
hubcap
final sandwich
mistakes
outing
hire a choir
says nothing
how not to cook
€uro 1
D-words
sunlight
Bob
Jennffer meets teachers
space cadets
for life
Boff
hold on tight
Aunty
in boxes
Kandy
winged
1 5 6.
middle
Jennffer
we live here too
socwok's woes
PC 6
pond
PORNO-words
Jennffer and Xmas
three parents
tin can of delight
trace of evil
car test
chauffeur
battered man
Jennffer shoots
ladle
on my hols
kick in the head
story idea
joy ride
everything
tips
toddler's tale
burned
Camberley
dross
tlc
first time
writer
Betty ears
story in twelve hours
Hubby and Wifey
train set
bomf
big girl
Cuthbert
fit Betty
mind reading lesson 1
just don't!
kicks out
PC 7
change colour
tomorrow is
treasure three
pig
plural of his
LIT
loud place
Jennffer is needed
Jennffer arranges
advice
shooting lodge
Jennffer lisps
likes both
big M
Jennffer bad
did it
Jennffer arrested
BBQ
Jennffer happy
Winsor
how to get things done
hubcap
keyboards
knickers
KN-words
lab
lampshade
Leaky
learning English
Liechtenstein
luv yer granny
Magister
more watts
NO-words
oclonophone
odd words
Oh Camberley!
only one crown
Open Day
parade
problem
pull
Q-words
reasonably crazy
section
at the other end
Mummy
rod and gun
happiness
first meeting
sewerage
a shot in the dark
last meeting
tuppence
two
TW-words
violence for one
what did I say?
wheelbarrow
white space
34th August
bar brawl
Betty
big me
birthday calendar
bits of my life
bouncy, bouncy
boys inside
brown
Camden Town
carpet store
choice of hammer
crashing plates
crazy again


This is a list of collections of stories from the Story Kettle that I use for suggestions on the home page.

dot dismal
offcuts
Toby and Julie
pictures
good read
ODD
how not to
Betty
excerpts
crazy
B
Carnival Sequence
bottoms
German stories
love stories
links 2
young woman
recipes
sister
red wash
links 1
Jack
inventions
granny
clone
Partly
Bletchley Park
sweet 13
links 3
power
bits
treacle
misc
Tinge
absurd
humour
Shorts
Colin
links 4
old girl
Brasslans
Worse
Frau
A-Z
Molasses
Torkle
top ten
Cuthbert
bitch
unordinary
how to
Brass
DIY
life
curate
who am I?
news
sad
links
Jennffer
funny
D&C
links 5
harem
Rogered
selected links
Nurse
offcuts
story links
PAIN
pix
Alpert
OTTer
recipe links
Mrs Happy
cry
Men
Notes
Davis&Jones
Julie


This is a list of German stories from the Story Kettle that I use for suggestions on the home page.

über mich
Weihnachten woanders
5-5-500
Hattie
Frau&Fräulein
Urlaub
Engländer
'Eck
Belgien
Heidelberg
Gustav
Zetletchen
woanders
Tunnel
nicht sehen
fliegen
Geschäftsfrau
Biete:
Stückchen
kein Schnee
Stefanie
Rhabarberbaum
Wahnsinn
böse
auch Angela
Guck!
Guten Morgen!
nicht meine Farbe
Wer bin ich?
Zittlööschen
Lesen im Wald
Vergaserhandschuhe
Verhältnisse
leblos
die Karte
keine Wahl
zu spießig
immer das gleiche
geheim
„tea-cosy“?
nur ein Ding
Starkbahn
Jo und Hans
Können Sie?
das Ding
Trompete
bis morgen
nix mehr
auch nicht begrüßt
Reisekoffer
versaut
blumenhaft
H-Town
Schauspiel
zeig mir
frei
Kim
vereint
wie Mutti
Po
random
Fay
Buttermann
kam geflogen
verwirrt
halbwach