I met Mary in the corridor. She is a clever bastard, she knows how to handle people, I would like to talk to her, get to know her.
“Hello, Jennffer. I know something, I know something about you, you are a clever bidet, you know how to handle people, you have boyfriend and a girlfriend, I want to get to know you...”
“But, Mary, you have your two men, Trevor and George, don't you.”
“Is that enough?”
“Mary, just try it, you want to try it, then push your face into my neck and kiss me!”
She bent her head down towards me and suddenly pulled back.
“Oh, I'm sorry...”
“Nothing to be sorry about. You've answered your own question. I've got a better idea. Let's go to the student union bar and have a few drinks together.”