not Bob

Neither name is right.

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Frau Alpert calls me Bob. That's wrong! Neither name is right. But they have stuck. Everybody uses them now.

Frau Alpert calls me Bob. I once told her that my name was not Bob. What a mistake! I explained several times and in great detail – my name is not Bob. She did not speak to me for a week. Frau Alpert calls me Bob.

Frau Alpert really is Frau Alpert. She now has a passport and a birth certificate to prove it. She said that they just appeared, came from nowhere. She even speaks the language. Frau Alpert calls me Bob.