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New Stuff updated on 2012-02-03

human speed trap
Bank robber shoots himself in the foot
Trust Me, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
kiss me
Cool Cash card confusion

British tradition of political peculiarity
Simon's Cat
priceless garbage
es bewegt sich trotzdem
cougared
World's greatest jumping dog
The Brick Testament
This Crystal Palace is in the Retiro Park
This Crystal Palace burned on 30 Nov 1936.
findling is a nicer name.

shove your granny
congratulations
media is wonderful!
My Generation by The Zimmers sind die Rollatoren
anglepoise jar lamp
Ongar war an der Central Line.
Strange Buildings
Learn English!
I love veggies!
zones of time

YOU MUST HAVE THIS!
die Schönste
What the Dickens?
Gort
bad times
Historical Railway Atlas of Germany
Inverie on Knoydart
High Line Park in New York
wasps
Die Anstalt für misshandelte Kuscheltiere

The Asylum for Abused Cuddly Toys
LOLcats
music or something?
New is selected links with all the special links to software etc.
I don't like hotlinks to my site
The death ray was a fraud
It's... Darcy of the Dead
Silly season, silly machine
Silly season, silly office
Tick-Tock

Pennsilfaanisch Deitsch
my blog and contact details

see you in hell
Miss Scunthorpe has a problem
download the data
hot X buns
colour blind? or silly?
farbenblind? oder doof?
Moorgate
Tsch-tsch-tsch-tsch!
Wrong weedkiller   wrecks fairways
stewed beans

Urlaub mit Hund
Das muss man nicht verstehen
Iranian sniper or Wookiee?   How to tell them apart.
brown
Jük ist pfui!
light beer
god jeans
Food that doesn't do   what it says on the tin
Werbung gegen Realität
corned beef   is better than cornered rat!

a bit of Manx   sounds different!
Lastenträger mit Rechtsdrall
Junk Cathedral
Yer gotta laf!
ride the kettle and cycle the kettle and read the kettle
Can molasses kill people? Leichen unter Zuckerguss
Hilfe!   Die Deutschen spielen Cricket
Estimating the Airspeed   Velocity of an Unladen Swallow
no a in Welsh   PDF
die Uhlenköpersage

nixies   are not pixies
silly signs and more silly signs and even more silly signs
Big Tone says that this is a very important scientific paper   PDF
bridge at midnight
Big Dawg
How To Read A VIN   Vehicle Identification Number
I couldn't squeeze it in
Expletive deleted   Well, fcuk you!
Words Borrowed   from Other Languages
spick and span

The Queen has died.
'Patriot' Paranoia   A Look at the Top Ten Conspiracy Theories
The Majestic Plastic Bag
hard on cactus
Obdachlose sollen Fisch mit Dackel verspeisen
Biggles flies undone!
Here's looking at your kid   Engrish fol you!
Sympathetic Vibratory Physics   It's a Musical Universe!
George Formby   played the ukulele.
Yellow Brick Road is not The road of yellow brick

You are elderly. You live alone. You suffer a heart attack. You cannot raise the alarm. You die.
curling is not hurling
English   how she is not spoken
Grooks
California   is on Nine Mile Ride.
gone but not forgotten in Harpenden
Disused Stations at Subterranean Britain
This 19th hole is far away.
Buttocks away!
Belgian flag and Belgium
bad design   What can I say?

Electric Kettle Museum in Hong Kong
  SORRY - LINK BROKEN - TRY:   Old Electric Kettle Museum
Notes from the Road   travel the world with Erik
FAQ about calendars   also in Danish
Achim und seine Projekte   voidpointer Hardware/Software/Reisen
Schreiben mit Silke Heimes   Autorin, Poesietherapeutin, Ärztin IKUTS
treacle mining
big list of herbs and spices   Gernot Katzer's Spice Pages
große Gewürzliste   Gernot Katzers Gewürzseiten
The Real Mother Goose   rhymes for children
Spiegel English pages   DER SPIEGEL ONLINE International in English

largest model railway in the world   Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg
Fähren nach Großbritannien   Ferienhausvermittlung, B&B in England
Freddie Frinton   Der 90. Geburtstag
Insert Page Title Here   Bud Uglly is an absolutely delightful example
Tacky TV Antennas   build your own
fly me   Yuri Taychenachev builds aeroplane at home from scrap
See? Computer programmers are completely normal people
Easter   When is Easter?
Frank Mitchell   Hide the axe, Mum!
J. L. Carr lives in England.   Cussed and eccentric, the last of the Englishmen   SORRY - LINK BROKEN - GOOGLE "J.L.Carr"

vomitorium   is not what you think
emesis basin   is kidney shaped
white elephant   Camberley's finest tourist attraction
gurning   World Gurning Championship
paper plane   make your own
duct tape   is amazingly useful
There's a Man in the Habit of Hitting Me on the Head with an Umbrella   also in Spanish
Gruaniad   news for you
Aldireiche   Wo ist Süd und wo ist Nord?
JP Martin - the creator of Uncle wrote Uncle

J.B. Priestley   English novelist and broadcaster
Franz Hohlers groteske Geschichten
London Necropolis railway station to Brookwood Cemetery
Cemetery Railway   to the station of death
Deine Blaue Augen   machen mich so sentimental
Periodic Table of the Elements as colour or black/white PDF
Little Britain   Lizenz zur Inkontinenz
Bandoola   General Maha Bandoola is my uncle's choice
Haithabu or Hedeby   was a Viking city
Fußball aber komisch   3:2 und trotzdem verloren

Crippen   got hung   however
Little Kettle-head   is not very pc
Deep joy! and Once a polly tito   are examples of Unwinese
Tarnow   von der VHS
Treak Levat   Uncle discovers the true meaning of a cryptic sign
schrimpschongers   carved in ivory, bone or sometimes wood
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories   The Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year
a theremin   is controlled by the player's hand, see Art's Theremin
  SORRY - LINK BROKEN - TRY:   theremin and another theremin
Testbild und noch ein Testbild   mein Lieblingsprogramm
Can molasses kill people?   Boston Molasses disaster

Remember, remember   the fifth of November
convert   nautical miles to millimetres
Flagge Belgiens oder Belgien
Curate's egg   Like the curate's egg, it has been excellent in parts.
BBC – Learning English or British Council – LearnEnglish
Waverley Abbey   is near Farnham
Kochforen   für Rezepte
Minze und mehr Minze   gibt es viele Arten
Scrabble Word Lookup for GN and KN and Q and TW
Wemyss Ware   is pottery

more than one is meant   English plurals
Onomatopoeia   words that imitates the sound it is describing
Strange Words starting with GN and KN and Q and TW
Lookup words starting with GN and KN and QU and TW
Gn (digraph) and Kn (digraph) and not QU
top-level domains   including gn and kn and qa and tw
get it wrong   Brians' Common Errors in English
der oder das Teil   Sicks Zwiebelfisch
rhymes   with ajar
lefty   longest word typed with only the left hand

Calleva Atrebatum is next to Silchester
Calleva Atrebatum und Rätsel um britannische Siedlung
got cholera? got diarrhoea?   drink this!
Flagge Deutschlands und Deutschland
There's a ship,   the black freighter with a skull on its masthead will be coming in.
underwear   is not underware
Ancient of Days a watercolour etching by William Blake
German flag and Germany
Johnny Walker   Johnny, du bist mein bester Freund!
The moon prince, and other nabobs   tale of three kettles
WaG   our plasticine friends

Mayflower   is a short arse
floss all of them including the ends
Ein Kotzbecken ist ein Speibecken
Nummern und mehr Nummern
numbers and more numbers
a simple camera obscura
separated by a common language
plain english   campaign
more veg and more fruit
Not what it says on the tin?

a railway station   without railway
sweet wrappers
Corfe Castle has a castle, a pub and a railway station.
Botallack and Botallack and Botallack and Botallack
Schloss Cecilienhof for Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin and Harry S. Truman
Barry Bucknell taught us DIY.
When picking rocket/arugula salad (eruca sativa),
do not pick groundsel (senecio vulgaris) which is poisonous.

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