It’s great fun being a super-human, it really is. Today I’m swooping about in the LEO just above the planet’s atmosphere. I collect some old satellites and maybe an empty rocket stage or two and fly down into the atmosphere for a bit of a burn. That scares the local people.
Some extra fun today, I discovered that a certain awful president is at his dacha in the middle of a forest in his country. I’m going to do another burn and drop the lot on his dacha. That will make a big, huge hole like a meteor crater and disappear the dacha (and anything near it or in it). Brown trousers for the local people.
What fun! A fireball across the sky and a big explosion. Big surprise for the locals. I wonder how many other nasty politicians have a holiday residence in the middle of nowhere, that could be more fun.