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Deutsche Geschichten blumenhaft und H-Town   Deutch

Over 400 stories for your delight – all by Michael M Wayman

I used to live in the White House
until I painted it yellow.
Now I live in the Yellow House.


updated on 2010-08-30

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WHAT'S NEW?

short stories, very short stories,
sad stories, humorous stories,
absurd stories, funny stories,
always new offcuts

Was ist neu? Deutch
komische Kurzgeschichten,
Kurzgeschichten, Offcuts

Picture of the moment EIGHT Jennffer stories
First story is Jennffer and the old country

car test and how to web and rope
odd words and crazy again
I haven't killed anybody
Liechtenstein
ALL 19 Doreen and Chardonnay stories
Well! Clone me! and standardised
My coloured pole stands in the garden.
Make a necklace tree.
Roger and the toasted golf balls

bottom beautiful

There was a naked girl lying face down on the bed.

Actually there were two naked girls lying face down on beds.

One of the judges took the physical measurements with a large pair of callipers, another judge tested the skin elasticity, then the skin colour, and so on.

It all takes time and it's done every time. But the TV people insist on it – nice long close-up shots. And this was the finals, so it took even longer.

I knew it, it's always the same, I've been in this business for years, the judges won't be able to choose between the two of them. For twelve years now I have been top judge and every year I have to give my casting vote. I don't know – they are both perfect – they are both beautiful. Who can choose?

Oh! I've got it! The one on the left has prettier dimples!


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standardised

I suppose I'll have to explain that to you. The TV is a machine that shows pictures all day – it is very popular. The NUT is the nutrition machine, totally automatic. Just stand there for two minutes, it pours liquid food into one hole and sucks waste out of another hole, totally automatic; however you need a lower OTT first. But that is FOOC too, that is free of charge.   Continue reading...



wie Mutti Deutch

Ich las meine Rede vor. Warum wusste ich nicht; es gab nur zwei in der Halle, sie und ich; und sie konnte bestimmt nicht hören. Ich war fast fertig, als eine Frau ankam.   Weiter lesen...


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