Short stories to read

from the Story Kettle

Stories for adults to read
humorous, absurd, odd and unordinary

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Welcome to the Story Kettle! Stories to make you laugh, stories to make you cry, more than 600 short stories, crazy stories, DIY stories, love stories, German stories, humorous stories, absurd stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, sister stories, offcuts and bits of my life all by Michael M Wayman.

Collections to read – unordinary and how to and Brass and Cuthbert and bitch and top ten and Colin and old girl and Shorts and bits and site map

Geschichten für ErwachseneGuten Morgen! und nicht meine Farbe und Wer bin ich? und Guck! und böse und Schnee und Stückchen und Stefanie   Deutch

Mrs Torc practised in the early hours of each morning. She flew in big circles above the house, her breasts glinting in the moonlight. A neighbour saw her flying overhead one day and phoned the police. You only make that mistake once in your life.

A scruffy little girl walked past, she was wearing a horrible-looking anorak and her hair was a mess. She stopped and looked back over her shoulder at Mrs Pearson. It was Betty. The message was clear: Follow me!   Continue reading...

So why the hell am I the farmer's daughter trudging across the fields in big rubber boots? I'm now a female in my late teens or early twenties. I know this, I went to the bathroom before leaving the...   Continue reading...


Ich bin versaut; ich glaube nicht, dass ich versaut bin aber meine Frau erzählt mir sehr oft, dass ich versaut bin. Ich mag meine Frau. Ich liebe meine Frau. Aber ich mag es nicht, wenn sie so was sagt. Es nervt...   Weiter lesen...   Deutch

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