Stories to read – the black kettle

Short stories to read in the Story Kettle

Stories for adults to read – humorous, absurd, odd and unordinary

Annoy your friends and amaze your enemies,
tell 'em about the Story Kettle!

Read dealer and hangerloo and Bletchley Park and Scharnhorst and knickers and my hobby and 2nd chance and old country and Toby and Torkle and fairly story and necklace tree and hire a choir and about you

Collections to read – Cuthbert and bitch and top ten and Molasses and Colin and old girl and Frau and Shorts and humour and Tinge and bits

Welcome to the Story Kettle! Stories to make you laugh, stories to make you cry, more than 600 short stories, crazy stories, DIY, love stories, German stories, humorous stories, absurd stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, bits of my life, sister stories all by Michael M Wayman.

Geschichten für Erwachsene Guck! und böse und auch Angela und Schnee und Stückchen und Stefanie und Wahnsinn und Geschäftsfrau   Deutch

Smearing your breasts with cream cheese will not make you pregnant,
even if you are a man.   But have you tried it?


Stories to read – picture of the moment WHAT'S NEW in the Story Kettle?   always new Offcuts

Who am I? – EIGHT very odd stories from the Story Kettle

  eleven     princess     glue     the plural of his     honeymoon

  Mrs Tinge       tin can       6 POWER STORIES       bits of my life

Betty did not know why there had been a ceremony the day before and a big party, she did not know what a honeymoon was. She did know that she had to help with the baby-making, last night and today had been good, but Betty thought...   Continue reading...   More excerpts...

Who am I?   is a good question to ask if you don't know, especially when every day is different, when every day you are in a different place, when every day there are different people, a new time, a new language and you have a new body. You have to ask yourself...   Continue reading...   More excerpts...


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Geschichten für Erwachsene Deutch

Doch, Heidelberg ist schön! Das romantische Schloss, der Neckar-Fluss, die alten Gebäude, der Thingplatz, die Seilbahn, „The Student Prince“, die Feuerwerke über dem Fluss und Schloss, am besten vom Philosophenweg aus auf dem anderen Flussufer zu sehen; und die amerikanischen Touristen, die fragen „Where is the shlob?“   Weiter lesen...

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