Short stories to read in the Story Kettle
Stories for adults to read – humorous, absurd, odd and unordinary
Annoy your friends and amaze your enemies,
tell 'em about the Story Kettle!
Welcome to the Story Kettle!
Stories to make you laugh,
stories to make you cry,
more than 600
bits of my life,
all by Michael M Wayman.
Smearing your breasts with cream cheese will not make you pregnant,
even if you are a man.
But have you tried it?
WHAT'S NEW in the Story Kettle?
always new Offcuts
Who am I? – EIGHT very odd stories from the Story Kettle
DANCING AND VIOLENCE WITH BETTY
the plural of his
6 POWER STORIES
bits of my life
Betty did not know why there had been a ceremony the day before and a big party, she did not know what a honeymoon was. She did know that she had to help with the baby-making, last night and today had been good, but Betty thought...
Who am I?
is a good question to ask if you don't know,
especially when every day is different,
when every day you are in a different place,
when every day there are different people, a new time, a new language
and you have a new body.
You have to ask yourself...
Doch, Heidelberg ist schön! Das romantische Schloss, der Neckar-Fluss, die alten Gebäude, der Thingplatz, die Seilbahn,
„The Student Prince“, die Feuerwerke über dem Fluss und Schloss, am besten vom Philosophenweg
aus auf dem anderen Flussufer zu sehen; und die amerikanischen Touristen, die fragen „Where is the shlob?“