Stories to read – the black kettle

Short stories to read in the Story Kettle

Stories for adults to read – humorous, absurd, odd and unordinary

Read Bitch! and old girl and Tracy and tin can and had and fumble

Collections to read – absurd and Tinge and bits and Betty and granny

Welcome to the Story Kettle! Stories to make you laugh, stories to make you cry, more than 600 short stories, crazy stories, love stories, German stories, humorous stories, absurd stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, bits of my life, sister stories all by Michael M Wayman.

Geschichten für Erwachsene Tunnel und woanders und Gustav   Deutch

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Offcuts is a large collection of bits and pieces, miscellaneous, odds and ends, jumble, all sorts, this and that, odds and sods, left overs, sundries, other bits, bits and bobs, titbits, snippets, words, pictures, tips, recipes. Some are even stories, most are what Big Tone would call “Pieces Of Nonsense”. Try offcuts for the newest offcuts and index of titles and links and top ten links.


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Mrs Tinge With a name like Fiona Ismeralda Tinge what else could she do; she knew the perfect fit for underwear, she could feel it, she always did. She knew two truths about herself, that she was an expert in underwear and that she was...

SIX POWER STORIES               bits of my life

uplifting AND four ruffles and flourishes AND speak out AND outing

They bumped over some railway tracks and entered a strange part of town – big buildings behind high walls. Overhead were high tension cables, electricity crackled through the air. The navigation screen turned blue. An odd voice said: “Location: South China Sea. Emergency. Go for the life boats!”   Continue reading...   More excerpts...

There was a big bang and a loud thunk and no granny in the bed. I got up to find granny, the light switches did not work. I pushed the circuit breaker, another big bang and no light. I walked through the living room to the kitchen and fell over...   Continue reading...   More excerpts...


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Geschichten für Erwachsene Deutch

Doch, Heidelberg ist schön! Das romantische Schloss, der Neckar-Fluss, die alten Gebäude, der Thingplatz, die Seilbahn, „The Student Prince“, die Feuerwerke über dem Fluss und Schloss, am besten vom Philosophenweg aus auf dem anderen Flussufer zu sehen; und die amerikanischen Touristen, die fragen „Where is the shlob?“   Weiter lesen...

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