Stories to read – the black kettle

Short stories to read in the Story Kettle

Stories for adults to read – humorous, absurd, odd and unordinary

Read Tracy and Primrose and had and reporter and tin cup and fumble

Collection to read – misc and treacle and bits and Betty and granny

Welcome to the Story Kettle! Stories to make you laugh, stories to make you cry, more than 600 short stories, crazy stories, love stories, German stories, humorous stories, absurd stories, odd stories, unordinary stories, bits of my life, sister stories all by Michael M Wayman.

Geschichten für Erwachsene Tunnel und woanders und Gustav   Deutch

I used to insult my two kid brothers with the word Siblings!
or You sibling, you! or worse You utter sibling, you!
Only later did they discover what this littled-used word means.


Stories to read – picture of the moment WHAT'S NEW in the Story Kettle?   always new Offcuts

bits of my life

NEW ARE cheers AND four ruffles and flourishes AND Brown Jug AND all night long

snatches AND Clone Me Later! AND 200 clones AND long clone

not Nottingham AND power politics AND power royal AND power paid

granny and the thunk AND granny and the three zombies

I picked up the jug of fresh coffee and saw some woman walk across the hall to my living room. I could hear Blackie's voice, she was talking loudly about rape and violence. The woman opened the living room door. I followed and recognised her.
“Good morning, Mrs Blake! Welcome to...”   Continue reading...   More excerpts...

There was a big bang and a loud thunk and no granny in the bed. I got up to find granny, the light switches did not work. I pushed the circuit breaker, another big bang and no light. I walked through the living room to the kitchen and fell over...   Continue reading...   More excerpts...


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Geschichten für Erwachsene Deutch

Es gäbe eine Kantine bei der Firma, aber Ines würde sie nie finden. So war die Firma – die Firma hieß immer „die Firma“ und was die Firma tut, hat Ines langst vergessen – irgendwas technisches. Komisch war es auch, dass die Hauptkonkurrenz im Gebäude nebenan war, oder mindestens so war es hier in Hessen, und sie hieß (Ihr habt schon geraten) „die Firma nebenan“.
Ines wollte etwas Warmes zum Mittagessen und das macht das 'Eck...   Weiter lesen...

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